Joe is someone whose friends sing his praises
And when he gets drunk he relies on vague phrases
Though he doesn’t drink coffee, he French presses for me
And despite a disinterest in fashion, he does not dress poorly
Joe is a guy who’ll fix any broken item
If he encounters extinguished candles, he’s right there to light ‘em
Joe has a weird beard and a penchant for excellent cheeses
Joe is most attentive to not catch or spread diseases
Joe has tattoos that are subtle like he is
If he were choosing a small car, my money’s on a Prius
Joe has a kitty whose name is too long
At Christmastime you ‘ll hear Joe sing every song
Joe is the tenderest lover a woman could dream of
And he really likes my friend Lisa’s homemade creampuff
Joe loves to prepare and serve feasts to his loved ones
And I am just tickled to be considered among ‘em
the end by rkl.
