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How do you start a fire when there’s nothing to burn?

Posted by Roberta Lipp on August 28, 2007

I spent this weekend at Joe’s… I had not been there since February. I have been temping at this job for a few weeks now. I am very, very tired.

I don’t feel like talking, writing, drinking, describing, fucking, singing, explaining, laughing, cooking, stretching, flirting, thinking, or driving, ever again.

4 Responses to “How do you start a fire when there’s nothing to burn?”

  1. Deborah Lipp said

    How about sleeping? Do you feel like sleeping?

    Because at least it’s a verb.

  2. Paula said

    sounds like you had a good time and did all of the important things, except sleeping…

  3. Deb, I kind of only feel like sleeping.

    Paula, I had a good time and did all the important things, but also had an awful time and did all of the important things.

    And I don’t feel like ______, ______, ______, ______, or ______ any of them right now.

  4. Wow. I’m glad, but that sux.

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